Politician: “The President said that we should avoid another…
Politician: “The President said that we should avoid another war in Iran if possible. What kind of pussy is he anyway. He is willing to let another 9-11 happen or worse yet, the taking over this nation by a rogue nation like Iran. He needs to be impeached immediately.”
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History Professor (addressing students): “You are permitted three unexcused absences. If you exceed this limit and cannot provide any legitimate reason for being out, then your final grade will be lowered by ten points.”Student (speaking to a friend): “My history teacher is very strict. He told us that he intends to lower our final grades by ten points if we miss more than three of his classes.”
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